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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?","punchline":"To prove that he was framed!","id":317}

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{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}

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{"fact":"Cats don\u2019t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.","length":107}

{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}

{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}

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