{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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Illinois Route 82 (IL 82) is a rural north–south state highway in west central Illinois, United States. It currently runs from Illinois Route 17 in Nekoma north to Illinois Route 92 near Joslin. This is a distance of 28.84 miles (46.41 km).
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{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
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{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
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Sinistrofulgur is a genus of large sea snails with left-handed shell-coiling, marine gastropod mollusks in the subfamily Busyconinae.
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